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tasties in a half shell
 
 
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.
every party needs a pooper
 
 
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.
osama and saddam are walking through a ...
 
 
Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck.

Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat, just tearin' his ass up. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in the fence.

hot doggin'
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!


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