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dangerous squirrels
 
 
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet.

After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated.

"Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"

ode to a glow worm
 
 
I wish I was a glow worm.

A glow worm's never glum.

It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!

kangaphant
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
Giant holes all over Africa!
bar... grasshopper
 
 
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!'

The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'


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