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what came first...
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

how to catch an elephant
 
 
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant.
Fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
there were two blondes at the park...
 
 
There were two blondes at the park.

One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."

And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

for people with time on their hands
 
 
Three bears came out of hibernation and they were stinky so they decided to take a bath. When they get into the bathtub, the last bear says to the first bear, 'Can I have the soap?'

The first bear says to the second bear, 'Who does he think I am -- a radio?'

Did you get it??

Well you aren't suppose to!! When you tell this to a friend get some people to laugh when you say the joke, so the friend looks stupid when they don't get it. Sometimes they will say they get it but they can't cause there is no point. So have fun with it.


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