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yo mama's...easy
 
 
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.
skipped church lately?
 
 
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.
When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a tree root. At this moment he was almost face to face with the bear. He dropped to his knees and said, 'Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a Christian.'

And at that instant…the bear halted to a stop and dropped to his knees and said, 'Dear Lord, thank you for the food I am about to receive!'

chicken chat
 
 
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"

A: He was studying foreign languages.

alex and kermit
 
 
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle names

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