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you so dumb
 
 
You so dumb, you go up to a cow and ask for 2%!
goathead! goathead!
 
 
Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence.
"Hey man pull over here," said one of the guys. "I want to go screw this goat." He does, and when he is done he says, "Okay, now it's your turn." So his friend sticks his own head in the fence.
a bear walked into a bar...
 
 
A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a ............................................................... packet of peanuts."

The bar tender said, "Why the big paws?"

smart blonde
 
 
What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever.


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