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cats -- now and forever
 
 
What are the two things a cat is good for?

Altitude and distance!

catching rabbits
 
 
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.

cow and her apples
 
 
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
green and jumpy
 
 
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad.


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