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a gummy problem
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot
huge pause
 
 
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
poker animals
 
 
Q: What animal should you never play cards with?

A: A cheetah!

technology-enabled amoebas
 
 
How do amoebas keep in touch?

With cell phones.

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