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jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

skunk punk
 
 
How did the skunk call home?

On his smell-ular phone!

porcupine vs ferrarri
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside...
cow riddle
 
 
A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?

It was daytime

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