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let's play monkey in the tree
 
 
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead!

regular toad and horny toad
 
 
What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?

One says, 'Rib-it, rib-it,' while the other says, 'Rub-it, rub-it.'

gangs of new york part ii
 
 
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.
a snail owned a car...
 
 
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".

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