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flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

bear and deer
 
 
What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?

Beer
fish brains
 
 
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam

heffahump
 
 
How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!

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