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cricket
 
 
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

roosters vs. lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.

apple and worm
 
 
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're boring me.
where's ice cube, eve, and cedric?
 
 
Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?

A: The ba-ba shop


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