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rooster crossing
 
 
Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation!

chicken chat
 
 
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"

A: He was studying foreign languages.

the magician and the parrot
 
 
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, "He has a card up his sleeve" or "He has a dove in his pocket."

One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"

mighty mouse
 
 
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but no one knows how they got in there.


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