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two nuns from france were coming to new york...
 
 
Two nuns from France were coming to New York.

While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."

"Really? Like what?" says the other.

"Over here, they eat dogs."

Astounded, the other gasps, "DOGS! No way! Really?"

"Yeah, they sure do."

"Well, I guess we'll have to just get us some so that we can try to fit in."

After they landed, they went to Central Park to a hot dog stand and ordered.

"Two dogs, please!" the nuns said.

Afterwards, they went to a park bench to eat their dogs.

When one nun unwrapped hers, she blushed.

She turned to the other nun and reluctantly asked, "Er, um...which part did you get?"

it's what's for dinner
 
 
What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off

cow fun
 
 
What do cows read in the morning?

The daily moos!

everyone's doing it
 
 
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?

A: A squirrel on crack.


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