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doggie no legs
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

you and the elephants bond
 
 
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
you might be a redneck...deer
 
 
You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!
elephant tampon
 
 
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?

A: A sheep.


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