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pillar of the community
 
 
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A caterpillar!
fish says, "duuuuude!"
 
 
What does a fish use to get high?

Seaweed!

nasty eskimo
 
 
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "You blow a seal?"

And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."

brooklyn zoo
 
 
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

A: To buy some quack


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