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yo mama's so hairy
 
 
Yo' mama so hairy, she was walking down the street and the dog pound picked her up!
frog's dream
 
 
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”
The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?”
The teller says, “In biology class!”
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
cow bells
 
 
Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.


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