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inky pig
 
 
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

snail charity
 
 
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.

"Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading.

A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail.

"What'd you do that for?"

donkeys' quixotic journey
 
 
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
The Wiseass.
harem
 
 
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A milk sheik!


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