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four worms and a funeral
 
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

charging elephant
 
 
How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

don't welsh on me
 
 
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
hot doggin'
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!


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