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clinton hijinx
 
 
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
hot doggin'
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

brooklyn zoo
 
 
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

A: To buy some quack

egg-laying
 
 
Egg-Laying

Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break


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