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the offspring
 
 
A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son. The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.

"You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up. "That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in."

gorilla boogies
 
 
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers!
moof
 
 
What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

blondes and cow patties
 
 
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.


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