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ants in yer pants
 
 
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

you and the elephants bond
 
 
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
turtle soup
 
 
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.

"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.

"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

join the club
 
 
A baby seal walks into a club.

I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club.


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