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the tale of the three holes
 
 
This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the night. So he sees this barn up the road and asks the guy if he can stay in his barn for the night.

"Sure," says the farmer, "as long as you promise not to stick your winky into the three holes." The man promises, and the farmer leaves him there. Of course, he can't resist, and the farmer is woken up in the middle of the night by screams coming from the barn. The farmer goes down and finds the guy stuck in the third hole.

"What are in these holes?" the guy screams.

"Well," says the farmer, "one of them's my daughter, one's my cow, and one of them's an automatic milking machine that doesn't stop until it gets five gallons."

california gay whale
 
 
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'
ducks or plucks?
 
 
Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.
kangaroo sleepovers
 
 
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, 'These sleepovers are killing me!'

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