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tarzan's kipling-esque treatise
 
 
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!

charging elephant
 
 
How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

traveling on friday
 
 
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horse's name is Friday!

wailing whale
 
 
What do you do with a blue whale?

Cheer it up!


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