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pig in summer
 
 
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

A: I'm bacon!
turkey crosses the road
 
 
Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he wasn't chicken.

rabbit breakout
 
 
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

polygon
 
 
What's a polygon?

A dead parrot.


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