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roadkill logic
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

you might be a blonde... thesaurus
 
 
You might be a blonde if you think a thesaurus is a dinosaur!
pig in summer
 
 
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

A: I'm bacon!
fish on the wall
 
 
What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

Dam!


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