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who dun it?
 
 
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
fish brains
 
 
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam

the answer
 
 
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed when the chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
whale's tale
 
 
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale? I don't know but you got a little something on your chin there.

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