Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. My wife, the man replied.
I'm sorry, said Bill, what happened to her?
My dog bit her and she died. Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, Can I borrow your dog?
To which the man replied, Get in line.
The farmer said, 'That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'
'So why does he have a wooden leg?' the tourist asked.
'Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.'
'So,' the tourist asked again, 'why does that pig have a wooden leg?'
'Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!'
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