Animals jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It had Akinetic Mutism.

How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3

That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmasetts and try to prove me wrong.

Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, 'You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.'

The boy nodded in agreement and said, 'But then there wouldn't be a siren.'