Animals jokes

Jokes » animals » jokes 40

Animals


monkeying around
 
 
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It had Akinetic Mutism.
marmasetts are mildly amuzing
 
 
How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3

That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmasetts and try to prove me wrong.

dogs take their licks
 
 
Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.
the little fire engine
 
 
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, 'You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.'

The boy nodded in agreement and said, 'But then there wouldn't be a siren.'


Page 41 of 155     «« Previous | Next »»