Animals jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks.
"Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage."
"Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.