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donkey compliment
How do you compliment a donkey?

'Hey, nice ass!'

chicken on the football field
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?

Because the umpire called a foul.

a man rides in on friday, stays two nights...
Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.

How is that possible?

A: His horse was named Friday.

yo mama's so fat... zoo
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.

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