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doe in the woods
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

ba ba black sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"


the blonde fox
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

pegasus, we hardly knew ye
Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

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