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dead ant
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.......
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT....
big noses
 
 
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers

fishy
 
 
A fish hit its head on a cement wall.
"Dam."
broken cage
 
 
What did the bird say after his cage broke?

"Cheap, cheap!"


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