elephants, beavers and the jungle
Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!
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Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!
i think i'm a moth
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."
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The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."
The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."
The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"
And the guy says, "Your light was on."
of elephants and marshmallows
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.
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Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.
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