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the indecisive chicken
 
 
Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side... er, no... to go shopping... no, not that either... damn it!

lice-nse to ill
 
 
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?

Homeless.

bull
 
 
What is another name for a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokinoff.

chicken...underwear
 
 
Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces!


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