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dogs take their licks
 
 
Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.
psychiatrist's best friend
 
 
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

cross breeding
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!
let's play monkey in the tree
 
 
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead!


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