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elephant and rhino
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)

amishamed of myself
 
 
What do you call an Amish man on the side of the road, with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.
the offspring
 
 
A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it's not their son. The beech thinks it's a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it's a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they enlist the help of a woodpecker, who checks it out.

"You are both wrong," he says when he comes back up. "That's the best piece of ash I've ever had my pecker in."

ants in yer pants
 
 
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.


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