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fleas
 
 
What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?
Homeless.
join the club
 
 
A baby seal walks into a club.

I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club.

elephant farts vs. saloon
 
 
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
punk 'n' parrot
 
 
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.

"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"


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