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mad dog!
What do you call a dog that hears voices?

A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!
bigfoot and blonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.

the law of the jungle
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.

'Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?'

'I don't have to run faster than that tiger,' his friend replied. 'I just have to run faster than you.'

doggie no legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

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