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kangaphant
 
 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
Giant holes all over Africa!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!
hillbilly animal etiquette
 
 
What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws.
skunked again
 
 
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

You hold his nose!


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