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respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

water on the inside
 
 
Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A. K9P

fleas
 
 
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

jesus & the robber
 
 
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, 'Jesus is watching you!'while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, 'Who said that?!' Once again he heard the same thing, 'Jesus is watching you!'

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, 'Cornelius.' The robber said, 'What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!' The parrot said, 'The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!'


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