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lawyer and vulture
 
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Wings.
fleas
 
 
What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?
Homeless.
elephant and prostitute
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'


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