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three dumb hunters
 
 
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

naked man
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you drink water with that?

what's purple...tree
 
 
Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
A. Squirrel!

Q. Then why is it purple?
A. It choked on a nut...'

rednecks' dogs
 
 
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...


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