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bunnies and carrots
 
 
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!
i like long walks on the beach
 
 
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
the answer
 
 
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed when the chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
birdie poem
 
 
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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