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energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
turn on your energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...

fox into bulldog
 
 
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

roosters vs. lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.


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