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there she blows
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
four worms and a funeral
 
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

brooklyn zoo
 
 
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

A: To buy some quack

huge pause
 
 
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke"

The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

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