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punk 'n' parrot
 
 
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.

"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"

snail charity
 
 
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.

"Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading.

A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail.

"What'd you do that for?"

raven and dog
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

donkeys' quixotic journey
 
 
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
The Wiseass.

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