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dogs and dem womenfolk
 
 
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!
two of these things belong together
 
 
What's the odd one out? 1) A lobster 2) a whale 3) a guy that's been hit by a bus?

The whale -- the other two are both crustaceans.

cats -- now and forever
 
 
What are the two things a cat is good for?

Altitude and distance!

catching rabbits
 
 
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.


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