HOW TO CATCH AN ELEPHANT - Animals jokes

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HOW TO CATCH AN ELEPHANT
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. 
Fill the hole with ashes. 
Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.