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chicken ain't chicken
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

lightbulb... mice
 
 
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
2 hedgehogs in the middle of the road
 
 
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!"

The other one says, "Why not?"

The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

yo mama and a rat
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

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