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harry potter quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

skunk punk
How did the skunk call home?

On his smell-ular phone!

cutest baby chicks ever
Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"
cow bells
Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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