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nasty eskimo
 
 
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "You blow a seal?"

And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."

birds of paradise
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
bullfight buffet
 
 
A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

bug's mind
 
 
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

It's ass.

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