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hi-steppin' mama
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
that darn cat
 
 
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.

He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!

keep it in your pants
 
 
How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it!
guy with frog growing out of his head
 
 
A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head.
"Tell me how it started," says the doctor.
"It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.

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