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leek limerick
 
 
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
keep it in your pants
 
 
How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it!
guy with frog growing out of his head
 
 
A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head.
"Tell me how it started," says the doctor.
"It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.
what's the difference?
 
 
What's the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?

The dog will stop barking once you let it in!


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