guy with frog growing out of his head
A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head.
"Tell me how it started," says the doctor.
"It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.
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"Tell me how it started," says the doctor.
"It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.
chicken on the football field
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
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Because the umpire called a foul.
leek limerick
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
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Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
what's the difference?
What's the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?
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The dog will stop barking once you let it in!
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