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a ton of pinching?
 
 
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?

An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!

yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
kangaroo + leap year =
 
 
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?

A leap year!

birdman
 
 
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

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