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the octo-cow
 
 
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

An animal that can milk itself!

three strikes you're out
 
 
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."

Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

doggone it
 
 
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
isn't she lucky?
 
 
Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.


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