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the lyin' king
 
 
What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?

One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African.

what's the difference?
 
 
What's the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?

The dog will stop barking once you let it in!

shaggy duck story
 
 
What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...

like you would ever call a fish
 
 
How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.


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