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late again
 
 
A kid was late for school one day.

"I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher.

"Couldn't your father have done that?"

"Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

naked man
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you drink water with that?

clinton 'n' buddy
 
 
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?

A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman and the other is a chocolate lab!
bigfoot and blonde
 
 
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.


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