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rejected greeting card -- sorry
 
 
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
rooster plays b-ball
 
 
Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?

It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.

elephant farts vs. saloon
 
 
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
wetreating wabbits
 
 
What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?

A receding hare line.


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