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turn on your energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...

fox into bulldog
 
 
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

when beasts speak!
 
 
What did the cat say to the mouse?

"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

roosters vs. lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.


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