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donkey and onion
 
 
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
every party needs a pooper
 
 
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.
yo mama's so stupid...penguin
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, 'Fly! Fly!!'
three drunk men
 
 
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, 'Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'

The second guy said, 'Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.'

Then the first guy said, 'No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"


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