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what did the fish say when he ran into the ...
 
 
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

DAM!

fish brains
 
 
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam

pegasus, we hardly knew ye
 
 
Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

baboon face
 
 
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?

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