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mad dog!
What do you call a dog that hears voices?

A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!
bigfoot and blonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.

doggie no legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

turtle soup
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.

"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.

"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

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