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elephant farts vs. saloon
 
 
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
walruses and their tupperware
 
 
Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A. To find a tight seal!

dogs and dem womenfolk
 
 
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!
elephant physiology
 
 
Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches isn't enough!


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