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hit and run
 
 
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
the classic joke that sucks
 
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

osama and saddam are walking through a ...
 
 
Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck.

Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat, just tearin' his ass up. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in the fence.

how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!


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