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roadkill logic
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

dino-rific!
 
 
What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

polygon
 
 
What's a polygon?

A dead parrot.

tatonka redux
 
 
What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?

Bison!


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