Animals jokes

Jokes » animals » jokes 89


hedgehog, giraffe, dental hygeine
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
squirrel kickin' back
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

skunked again
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

You hold his nose!

california gay whale
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'

Page 90 of 155     «« Previous | Next »»