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the pig with the wooden leg
 
 
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, 'That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'

'So why does he have a wooden leg?' the tourist asked.

'Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.'

'So,' the tourist asked again, 'why does that pig have a wooden leg?'

'Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!'

round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

elephant and prostitute
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

eagles and weasels
 
 
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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