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rooster prozac
 
 
Why was the rooster so unhappy?

Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
you and the elephants bond
 
 
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
you might be a redneck...deer
 
 
You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!

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