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flies have wings, why?
 
 
Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

hi-steppin' mama
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
leek limerick
 
 
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
man catches crocodile
 
 
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.


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