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cow or tractor
 
 
If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.
like you would ever call a fish
 
 
How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.

chicken on the football field
 
 
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?

Because the umpire called a foul.

man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.


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