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i feel like chicken tonight
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
hit and run
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
kangaroo + leap year =
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?

A leap year!

the classic joke that sucks
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

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