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the three little pigs
 
 
Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders 10 beers, downs them, and then asks for the bathroom. The second pig orders 15 beers, downs them, and asks for the bathroom. The third pig orders 20 beers, downs them, and then sits there eating peanuts.

"Aren't you going to ask for the bathroom?" asks the bartender.

"Nope. I'm the pig who goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."

raven and dog
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

dog crossing
 
 
Why did the dog cross the road?

He saw some dog food.

yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!

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