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skunk punk
 
 
How did the skunk call home?

On his smell-ular phone!

harem
 
 
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A milk sheik!

gone with the schwinn
 
 
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
how to prepare chicken...
 
 
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?"

"Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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